Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Coldness Update

It is still nut-frostingly cold.

As a matter of fact, TV weather personalities here in Wisconsin do not discuss the windchill factor in terms of degrees, but in terms of how much damage the chill will do to your nuts.

A -10 in Boston corresponds to a wind chill factor of "Can't feel the boys" here in Milwaukee.

A -20 here in the Mid-West is a factor of "So much for ever having children..."

Finally, a -30 in Boston is a "Oh snap, my nuts just shattered like a nitrogen-soaked T2000!" in Milwaukee.

Tom, I know you have one for -40. Just leave it in the comments section.

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