For Stu, With Love

Q. What do you call 53 guys sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills!

Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts!

Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To Rich Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why doesn't Lackawana have a professional football team?
A. Becasue then Buffalo would want one.

Q. Why was Grey Williams upset when the Bills play book was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out a dollar.

Q. What do the Bills and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

A guys walks into a bar to watch the football game with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Buffalo Bills jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Bills pom-poms. The big game begins with the Bills receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30yrd line, and kick a field goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I''ve only had him for three years."