In Case You Were Wondering Why My Favorite Fleece is Ruined

It's because I spewed Pepsi all over it when I heard this:

"Marge, I'd be a lot more worried about me leaving you for a sausage patty than your sister Patty!"

Nerd Chic

Hey Stacey, guess what??

I just completed my 500th SETI workunit! Hurrah!

For those curious, I spent most of my freshman year completing 430 work units on my first computer, a Pentium 3 450 with 256mb of RAM. My average work unit completion time was 11 hours and 56 minutes.

I completed the other 70 in the last week or two since I downloaded the utility again and started sending in work units. The average time it takes my new machine to complete a work unit is 2 hours and 11 minutes.

:D

FACT: God Hates Console Fanboys

If you have even the mildest interest in video games, there are a number of webcomics out there that are quite amusing. A lesser known, but very good, example is ctrl-alt-del. Go there now.

Windows XP & Her Elder Sister, 95

Found this, and had a chuckle:

Wrathnir & Joey

First of all, I'd just like you to know I am the proud owner of a level 9 dwarven Paladin named 'Wrathnir' on the Shadowsong server.

Secondly, in response to Lee's comment on my previous post, here are some adorable picures of baby kangaroos.

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Now, I am not the kind of person who would ever get a tattoo. But if I ever did...

Editing My Seratonin Levels

I am preparing to, at some unspecified point in the future, addict myself (as must inevitably be the case) to World of Warcraft.

I stopped playing FFXI about 4 months ago, because I was sick of killing myself 40 hours a week to grind up one level and have enough gil to afford a leather strap for my left gauntlet. I have heard tell that WoW is much more rewarding, and Blizzard has always made enjoyable games in the past. Essentially I'm waiting for Gabe and Tycho to tell me that the technical issues have been mostly resolved, at which point I will grab a copy of the game and freebase some Night Elves or some shit.

If you currently play the game, please leave a comment indicating which server you're on. I'm guessing this will be a Jeremy-only deal, but you never know. When I do finally get into the game, the server I join will be a benediction from on high, declaring that person to whose server I shed my Grace, to be higher on my top ten bff's list than all others. Make offerings unto the altar of me.

*disclaimer: all affronts to God in this post are intended ironically

Casper Does Product Placement

Lee asked, so ye all shall recieve.

Looking like royalty on the couch:


"We require more tuna, peasant!"


"That is satisfactory. Now you shall pet Us."


"We no longer wish to look upon your stupid human face. "


There's a shiny ball inside the cube - he loves "hunting" so I hide things
for him in various places. He's very good at getting them back.


Priceless.


That's it for this edition of "Awwwww!" Stay tuned for whatever the hell I decide to post next.

Hi Rhers!

THIS POST IS

FOR RHERI.

WHAT'S UP RHERI?

SURFING THE WEB

AT WORK? YOU

SHOULD STOP

SLACKING OFF SO

MUCH.



LOVE, YOUR

FRIEND FROM

COLLEGE WHO

IS IN NO WAY

WORK-RELATED,

JORDAN

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